This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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