i think my mom watched the whole time
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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