I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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