You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
