What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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