I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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