If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
whose ass print is on the piano?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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