so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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