"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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