Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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