tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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