i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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