Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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