we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize