i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Couch. On fire.
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