The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
When are your genitals available?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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