windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
My ATM looks so different sober.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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