My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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