He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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