singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
