I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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