don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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