he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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