So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm just crazy horny about you
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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