I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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