We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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