I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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