oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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