can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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