whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize