Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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