if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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