Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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