so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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