Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
that may or may not have been my penis.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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