Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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