my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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