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good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.

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(607): View more from New York

Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box

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(703): View more from Virginia

I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot

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(516): View more from New York

It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.

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(757): View more from Virginia

She fuckin peed on me

(817): View more from Texas

Stay golden ponyboy

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(530): View more from California

75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.

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(406): View more from Montana

There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk

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