Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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