So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
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I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
