it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
