You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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