But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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