let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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