I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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