hell yes lets make some ravioli
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
