whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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