Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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