i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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