How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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