bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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