If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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