Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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