But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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