so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
This is the high leading the old right now
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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