Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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