awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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