he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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