dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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