i think my tv is drunk
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
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I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Your penis caused this!
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