Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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